No, I don't plan to do play-by-play on the latest trial of the century, nor do I have speculations about whether he did diddle children, if the accused's family is a bunch of crack-addicted greed-heads, or if everyone involved is guilty of something. However, I do admit to a personal interest in seeing Michael Jackson go to jail. I'm hoping he does hard time, hits the weights, gets a gang tattoo on his face, and comes out with a new music concept: Gangsta Pop. "I Just Did a Drive-By to Say I Love You" Half the music industry is in, has been in, or is heading to jail, this could be the next huge thing. Orange jumpsuits with bling and sequined prisoner numbers will become the next urban trend. Huge, I tell you. Huge.