Someone posted a quiz at Hatrack to find out more about each of the members. I figure anyone asking for that deserves what they get, so here's my responses.

Name? Chris Bridges
Age? As old as the mayfly and as young as the hills, but I still get carded.
Height? Some.
Weight? 10 stone. Big stones.
Birthplace? Mother's hoo-ha, presumably.
Current Location? Keyboard.
School/Grade? Two years of college, opinions vary. The school has their grading system, I have mine.
Zodiac Sign? Gemini, with water chaser.
Chinese Zodiac Sign? Chicken Mai Phun.
Righty or Lefty? Righty for anything I'm going to tell you about.
Haircolor? Brown on top, red on the face, electric blue in a secret, secret place…
Eyecolor? Blue/green. Or green/blue, I'm never sure.
Skin Color? Pale, unless Teres woke up first and was feeling artistic.

About You
What's Your Family Situation? I'm not pregnant, if that's what you mean. Geez.
Any Pets? Legion.
If So What Are They? Freaking annoying.
Favorite Relative? The ratio of speed to duration, I love that.
What's Your Heritage/Race? I have rejected all nationalities as being needlessly separatist. Also, that way I can hate everyone equally.
Political Affilation? Amused.

Love & Sex

Sexuality? Buy me a Coke and we'll see.
If So, With Whom? What, I have eyes in the back of my head?
For How Long? A solid eight minutes, by God!
Are You In Love? No, I just spilled my Mountain Dew.
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone? Only myself. I'm so dreamy…
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? I promised the teacher I wouldn't tell anybody.
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed? My fan belt, to test devotion.
Best Love Quote? I can't narrow it down past three:

"It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that a violinist needs several violins to play the same piece of music."
– Honore de Balzac

"Love is like a snowmobile flying over the frozen tundra that suddenly flips, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasles come."
– Matt Groening

Hammer: Oh, I'm not myself tonight. I don't know who I am. One false move and I'm yours. I love you. I love you anyhow.
Mrs. Potter: I don't think you'd love me if I were poor.
Hammer: I might, but I'd keep my mouth shut.
Groucho Marx and Margaret Dumont

Your Friends

How Many Do You Have? Just the one, but my freezer didn't have much room.
Casual friends? Are those friends I don't know very well, or friends who wear Old Navy? Either way, none.
More Guys Or Girls? Sounds good, thanks.
Love Them All? One at a time and concurrently, yes.
Any You Wish You Were Closer To? Geographically, physiocally, or emotionally? No.
Oldest? Adam. Or, as I call him, Ol' Dusty Drawers.
Newest? You!
Pen Pal? That guy from Social Services, we write a lot.

This Or That

Boxers or Briefs? Yes, but neither where you'd expect.
Thongs or G-Strings? Thongs. You can't tie up a magistrate with a G-string, it's not strong enough.
Shorts or Pants? Johdpurs.
Shoes or Barefeet? Bare feet, but with laces.
Books or Movies? Books about movies, or movies based on books.
Night or Day? Dusk.
Dark or Light? Medium.
Mountains or Beach? Mountainous beaches. Find me a place where towering mountains have ocean waves crashing over them, and I'm a happy guy.
Snow or Sun? Lava.
Pepsi or Coke? Battery acid, with a twist of lemon. Healthier.
Guys or Girls? For what, exactly?
Swim or Surf? Plummet.

For or Against

Gay Marriage? Against, but only because I don't think humanity as a group can deal with it and the social upheavel isn't worth it. So, civil unions, for.
Abortion? Against. But I'm for legalized abortion.
Bush Getting Re-elected? Against
Suicide? Against, personally. It may be just peachy for you, in which case don't get any on my shoes.
War? Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nuthin'! Also, a killer card game.
Pants? Yes, please. I was feeling a draft.
Clothes In General? Clothes on generals. Many of them are fat and unsavory.

Favorites

Color? Yes.
Number? The highest prime number I can count to: 5.
Holiday? Best Madonna song, ever.
Season? Cinnamon.
Movie? Couldn't even give you the nearest fifty. I'll always watch "Pirates of the Caribbean" again, though.
Book? Couldn't even give you the nearest hundred.
Food? Steak, medium rare, baked potato with butter and seasonings, spring snap peas, sweet tea… I'll be right back.
Drink? Thanks!
TV Show? Firefly. Which is also a joke, just not mine.
Song? "If I'm Holding Your Hands What's That By My Leg?" by Gladys Wheezle and the Outpatients.
Band? Rubber.
Computer Game? Windows XP. I've almost unlocked the secret levels, and I've shot that damn talking paper clip three times!
Video Game? Sam and Max.
Anime/Manga? None, I'm afraid of tenticular cancer.
Shirt? My shirt from Gargoyle sunglasses: "Let a Gargoyle Sit On Your Face."
Pants? The ones my wife is wearing.
Actor? Johnny Depp.
Actress? Christina Ricci.
Singer? Bugs Bunny.
Flower? Unbleached.
Scent? Victory.
Animal? Man.
Cookie? Monster. Is this one of those psychological word tests?

The Future

Want To Go To College? Not in any official capacity.
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? 300 feet tall and able to crush biplanes in my mighty grip.
Want To Get Married? Only if my wife says it's OK.
Want To Have Kids? No, I think I'd rather marry a woman.
What Would Their Names Be? Three, Two, One, and Boom.
How Many? Enough so that natural attrition doesn't wipe them out.
Where Do You Want To Live? Earth seems nice. A little noisy, but great restaurants.
Where Do You Want To Get Married? Oh, you. I hardly know you!
How Do You Want To Die? Erosion. Done properly, it should take eons.

More Stuff About You

Piercings? Not intentionally.
Tattoos? I had a much more handsome face tattooed over my own.
Smoke? Swallow.
Drink? Daily. I mean, you have to, right?
Do Drugs? Sure! Tylenol, Advil, caffeine, Sudafed, crank, and chocolate… but only socially.
Skinny Dip? I don't think "skinny" would begin to describe it.
Greatest Fear? Well, my biggest fear, like many people, is accidentally disemboweling myself with a Q-tip. But my greatest fear is being hunted down across four states by all the members of Congress and a marching band so they can string me up naked and cold in front of the Museum of Modern Art in New York so that the Million Mother March can all pass by and mock me. Not very likely, but you have to admit, it's great.
Chocolate or Vanilla? By Supreme Court order, I am not allowed to prefer one over the other.
Go To Church? Only for the bloodletting.
Religion? Only during sex.
Scars? Deep, emotional ones that I'm not permitted to talk about without medication and armed orderlies.
CDs Owned? YOu mean paid for? People still do that? Seriously?
Collections? Limbs.
Like To Be Naked? Only at the office.
Ever Eaten Sushi? No, but I've barbecued it.
An Entire Case Of Oreos? Wasn't that a Three Investigators book? "The Three Investigators and the Case of Oreos!"
Been On Stage? Yes, but I don't want to talk about it. Losing your virginity is a magical, private thing.
Danced In The Rain? No, but I have boogalooed in a mudslide.
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex? Forget it, you can buy my book just like everyone else.
Weirdest Dream? I was Charlotte Rampling.
Best Dream? The ones where I wake up screaming my own name.
Saddest Dream? That poor rabbit. He's never going to get the Trix, is he?
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True? While I have hopes for my dream of world peace, my dream of brotherhood and understanding between all peoples, races, and nationalities, I think I'd have to go with the one about the breasts.
Think You're Attractive? Very! I attract lint, dust, wrinkles, and, for some reason, antelopes.
Shoplifted? Yes, if by "shoplifted" you mean "cunningly crafted an intricate scheme using dogs, explosives, and advanced laser technology to heist untold riches without leaving a trace." That poor 7-11 never saw it coming.
Been Caught "Doing Something"? Pretty much constantly. Otherwise I'd be, you know, dead.
Like Thunderstorms? Not romantically, but I guess they're all right.
Favorite Shoes? My 27 1/2 W clown college specials, perfect for linedancing and stock car driving.
Favorite Quote?

"I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I just think I'm slutty. Where's my parade?"
– Margaret Cho

Best Advice Given? "Don;t spit on Superman's cape." Boy, would that have been embarassing!
Worst Advice Given? "Why bother voting? What's the worst that could happen?"
Favorite Song Lyric? "We'll murder them all, amidst laughter and merriment / except for the few we take home to experiement."
What Quote Says Most About Your Life??

"You can either watch me or join me. One of them's more fun."
– Peter O'Toole (My Favorite Year)

Glad This Is Over? It's never over. This questionairre will haunt me the rest of my days. Did I answer wrong? What did I reveal? You don't know me, you anal-retentive clip-board-wielding, Sharpie-chewing freaks! You don't know me!