"Serenity" is ready for preorder from Amazon, and sadly Universal has gone with the silly, designed-by-someone-who's-never-seen-the-movie cover. Right off I'm noticing:

A heavily Photoshopped River who now seems to have been reprogrammed by Revlon
Serenity firing on other ships
A Reaver ground war
And a complete lack of one of the biggest advantages they have, the "two thumbs up" from Ebert and Roper

Still, it's a DVD and we get to buy it. Life is good.