A last touch of makeup, and she was complete. Her eyes opened.

“Where am I? Who are you?”

“You are the finest woman in creation, and I am your creator. I spent twenty years crafting you to be the most beautiful, intelligent, sensual woman that ever existed. Look at yourself.”

“Oh! That’s me? I look like a goddess!”

“You are a goddess, and together we will scale the heights of ecstasy!”

“But you look kind of ordinary.”

“Yes, well, I am but a normal human.”

“Huh.” She looked in the mirror again. “I can do better,” she said, and left.