HarperCollins is apparently republishing "Good Omens" again — and good for them, as it remains one of my favorite books of all time — and has asked authors Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett to write resolutions for the book's protagonists, demon Crowley and the angelic Aziraphale.

Crowley's Resolution #3: Try to come up with something as good as cell phone ringtones, following one last stab at convincing Downstairs that cell phone ringtones are right up there in the whole Human Misery stakes. And iPods. Has anybody Down There even said thank you for iPods? Or "Googling yourself?" Frankly, I deserve some kind of award for "Googling yourself."