The marketing department at the newspaper where I work is running a "behind the scenes" promotion that showcases individuals that the public doesn't usually see, as a way of making the whole process of news more personal. One of those people is, apparently, me, and here's what ran in our Sports section (?) last week.

In my defense, I didn't write the copy, and I was kinda hoping they'd use the shot where I had my head cradled on top of my monitor ("Precious! My precious!"). But I am pleased that, in a roundabout, hidden-in-the-background way, I got to plug a bunch of my favorite things. Can you identify all the Serenity items? Find the different Deaths? Locate the two different PvPonline references?