"Dirty Whore Saffron"
(to the tune of "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves)
by J.M. Harmon

You brilliant, beautiful evil, double-crossing snake
To let you set foot on my boat was a foolish mistake
The way you stole my gun from its holster made me look like a clown
However I slip you can't catch all my crew's trousers down

You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You'd better run, yeah!

Hey, YoSaffBridge
You'd better run, yeah!
Hey yeah

I thought there was honor among thieves up until I met you
Now I'm stranded out here all alone, dressed in just a tattoo
And you know I will burn without sunscreen
   this time of the day, that's cruel now
If you want me to just sit around
   I've got something to say, oh yeah now

You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You'd better run, yeah!

Hey, YoSaffBridge
You'd better run, yeah!
Hey, oh yeah
You'd better run, yeah!

Dirty whore Saffron
Dirty whore Saffron

You took a heart, you took a beard, I know there's nothing you won't steal
You took a heart, you took a beard, I know there's nothing you won't steal

I said dirty, baby (Oh)
Oh yeah
I said dirty, baby  (Oh)

You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You dirty whore, Saffron (Whoah)
You'd better run, yeah!

Hey, YoSaffBridge
You'd better run, yeah!
You dirty, dirty, dirty whore now
You'd better run, yeah!

YoSaffBridge
You'd better run, yeah!
You'd better, better, better, better, better, better run, yeah!
You dirty, dirty, dirty whore now
You'd better run, yeah!
You'd better, better, better, better, better, better run, yeah!
You dirty, dirty, dirty whore now
You'd better run, yeah!

YoSaffBridge
You'd better run, yeah!
Better run, yeah! Better run, yeah!
You'd better run, yeah!

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From the creator:

"For Erica, who is both cute as kittens in her Jayne hat and somehow still my friend after enduring most of the CSTS screening with the refrain stuck in her head."