Looking for entertainment at your next Can't Stop the Serenity shindig? Why not buy a Bard?

The Bedlam Bards, in point of fact, or at least Cedric. To help raise money for the cause he's auctioning himself off – along with a passel of tasty Serenity items -  an eBay auction going on right now. Here's what he had to say about it:

In order to raise both funds and awareness for Equality Now, I am auctioning myself on eBay. Well, technically, I'm auctioning a performance at the Can't Stop the Serenity screening of your choice. Even better, the profits from the auction go to the CSTS screening of your choice, so it's a double whammy, but in a good way!

  

But wait, that's not all! You also get steak knives. Steak knives? To heck with the gorram steak knives, you get something a lot shinier than that.

  

A number of Browncoat artisans and celebrities have come forward to donate these prizes which the auction winner GETS TO KEEP:

  

-Autographed Poster {from Quantum Mechanix} It's signed by Fillion, Tudyk, Minear, Fairman, Edmonson, Woodward, Sonny Rhodes, Nectar Rose, Adam Levermore-Rich (who did the art for the poster), and the Bedlam Bards.  A similar poster fetched over $150 at auction.  

 

-Autographed Bedlam Bards CDs 

-Autographed Done The Impossible DVD and Soundtrack CD {from Brian Wiser} 

-Autographed Browncoat Cruise Souvenir Book {from Brian Wiser} 

-Independent Flag {from Firefly Cargo Bay} 

-Jayne Hat {from Ma Cobb's Hat Shoppe www.geocities.com/fadingendlessly} 

-Mal's Holster and Ammo Belt {from www.browncoatfashions.com} The "standard" gun belt size will fit people with hips in the range of 40 to 50 inches.  The winner should specify their actual hip measurement if they need a gun belt larger or smaller in size.  The holster and gun belt come with an ammo pouch suitable for carrying an extra set of clips, a cell phone, or an iPod.  It's like the one Mal wore in Serenity.  This item typically sells for $160 + S&H. 

 

-Plus  a built-up Mal Pistol, Jayne Pistol, grenade, PAL Communicator and a Zoe 'Mare's Leg' Winchester {from Wilco models} The Wilco Models replica of Mal's Pistol fits in the Browncoat Fashions holster.

That, my friends, is a hell of a list. Come to think of it, you shouldn't bid on this. Nope, not at all. In fact, go away. I need to go get my bid in…