The Fnords have come to the iPhone and iPod Touch!

The newly launched app from Steve Jackson Games allows the Illuminati to send you messages… more obviously than usual, I mean.

Use it to boggle your friends… or ask it for help when you need to make a decision. Think of it as an I Ching for paranoids.

Also comes with stylish Illuminated wallpaper you can use for your iPhone or iTouch.

Free app, and worth every shekel.

So where's the iPhone version of the Principia Discordia?

In other news, I got an iPod Touch. You'll hear more of this later. Oh, yes.