If you've been listening to Kevin Smith's podcast with Scott Mosier (the SModcast) you know what to expect. Hell, if you've ever listened to Kevin Smith for more than 2 minutes you know what to expect.
If you haven't been listening (and why not? they're hilarious) you can read the best of the worst in Titan Books' new release, "Shootin' the Sh*t With Kevin Smith:The Best of the SModcast". An excerpt has been posted online, and vistors to the Titan Books booth at Comic-Con this week (booth #5337) can get a free sampler.
After the jump, a NSFW bit from the excerpt on Kevin and Scott lost on the "Lost" island:
SM: We’d have to create fire. I would actually, there would be a part of me that would be like… I love the idea of us standing around, trying to figure out when we’re going to fuck each other.
KS: That’s what I’m talking about. How long would it be before we were like, “Alright, we’re gonna…” Well, first off, let’s take it to the first level. Do you jerk off on the island?
KS: Do you do it privately? Do you do it while I’m sleeping?
KS: Or are you like, “I’m going on a hike,” and it’s like a three minute hike and you’re like, “I’m back!”
"Shooting the Sh*T With Kevin Smith" is due out September 22. 384 pages, Titan Books. Preorder it on Amazon!