Thanks to maru1221, I (and everyone else) can now see my wife Teresa at the Bon Jovi concert at the TD BankNorth Garden arena, July 10. She keeps a camera in front of her face during her screentime, but if you look closely, starting around 1:46, you can see her trying to focus past Richie [...]
Read MoreTeresa has decided to become a full-time groupie. Not just the type who gushes about her band online, pins posters around her room and writes "Mrs. Bon Jovi" on her notebooks, although she does that too (not the Mrs. part, she said she has no interest in leaving our marriage or breaking his; I believe [...]
Read MoreThe event we’ve been waiting for all year has finally arrived! This weekend will be filled with partying, thousands of large people in similar T-shirts, autograph hunting, the purchasing of many collectibles, a certain amount of beer, and the eager fascination in seeing celebrities up close. What? No, not the Rolex 24. I’ll be over [...]
Read MoreWild horses carrying bags of money could not possibly force me to watch the new reality show debuting on CBS January 10, "Armed and Famous," where C-list celebrities undergo police training and go on patrol in a small, soon-to-be-overrun-by-giggling-criminals Indiana town. However, CBS has thoughtfully posted the only portion of it that could possibly have [...]
Read MoreSoon after Christina Ricci appeared on the cover of W wrapped in reindeer fur (just in time to squeak onto PETA's Worst Dressed List for 2006), the webmaster of her most popular fan site www.christinaricci.info took the whole thing offline to protest her animal-stomping ways. "Well, that's it," he posted where previously there had been [...]
Read MoreRobert Altman is gone. And before you chastise me over the title, understand that I may be the only living person who liked his Popeye. Sure, Gosford Park was a huge success and Prairie Home Companion got plenty of accolades. And M*A*S*H was groundbreaking, of course, but you almost have to like that one or [...]
Read MoreLast night, while watching John Laroquette delightedly rip into House, I got up during the break to restock my goodies and so I didn't quite catch the actual commercial, which sounded like a Family Guy clip making fun of O.J. Simpson. That Seth, what won't he make fun of? Ha ha! Imagine my surprise when [...]
Read MoreThere's a certain shameful pleasure in watching a celebrity publicly debasing him- or herself, and Kevin Federline is currently making many people very happy indeed. I won't go into explanations here — if you don't know who K-Fed is or what's going on with him and his soon-to-be-exwife Britney, count yourself fortunate and head back [...]
Read MoreBritney is divorcing K-Fed. I'm embarassed to even admit I understand that sentence. She filed for divorce in Los Angeles County Superior Court citing "irreconcible differences" which, coindentally enough, is the reason I myself give for why I have don't follow her personal or professional life.
Read MoreThe man can talk. I mean, he writes and directs great, quirky, vulgar movies ("Clerks," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma") and he writes comics and isn't a half-bad actor, but mostly what Kevin Smith does best is talk about himself, his work, his friends, his experiences, pop culture, and everyone and everything around him. I've seen him [...]
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