Posts Tagged ‘impotence’

I would like to take a moment and use this column to talk about a problem that affects every man alive today, especially the drunken ones: impotence.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Brewer's droop. The sleeping bishop. The dead soldier. The under inflated zipper zeppelin. Involuntary abstinence. Down for the count. Soft-on. A flat tire. Failure to stand in the presence of a lady. Shooting pool with a rope. Sleeping on the job. The early worm. The Little Engine That Couldn't.

It happens to almost everyone: guys who work too hard, gain too much weight, smoke too much, drink too much, worry too much, party too hard, stay up too late, try too many times, just plain aren't interested, or for no goddamn reason at all. It can even happen because you're worried it'll happen. In fact, there's only one class of men that never experience this helpless feeling.

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