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Harry Potter and the Unquenchable Fire
July 6th, 2002 | 
Author: Coming soon, the last installment of the blockbuster Harry Potter series: Harry Potter and the Unquenchable Fire!
Millions of glazy-eyed people, young and old alike, have been captivated by the adventures of this young wizard and his friends. Each book has taken you through Harry's life as he escapes from life with the dreadful Dursleys to learn about magic at the amazing Hogwart's Academy of Wizardry.
Unless you're a hopeless pathetic loser Muggle you know how Harry has progressed in power and skill every year, always triumphing over the sneaky Slytherin House and thwarting the plans of the evil dark wizard, Lord Voldemort, with his own courage and the help of his loyal friends Ron and Hermione.
Now it's Harry's 18th birthday, it's his last year at Hogwart's, and the fun is just beginning! Read the rest of this entry »
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Song: Porn in the CDA
(to the tune of "Born in the USA" by Springsteen)
Sat down and I got online
Heard the modem squealin', I was feeling fine
Everyone's asleep and they'll never know
That I'm grabbing dirty pictures fast as I can GO:
Porn in the CDA., there's still porn in the CDA
Check out the porn in the CDA, porn in the CDA
Nuthin wrong with a fantasy
But Congress knows what's good for me
Gonna legislate reality
Gonna save me til I'm 23
Porn in the CDA…
Click on a site and it wants my age
Needs a credit card 'fore it gives a page
Didn't know that there would be a quiz
Lucky I remember where my dad keeps his
They can't keep me out of there
Are they unaware
Newsgroups are everywhere?
Overseas sites have pictures to spare
I'm just so glad that my congressman cares now
They blocked the sites to try and teach me self control
At least I guess that was their ultimate goal
If I want smut I'll have to resort
To re-reading Kenneth Starr's report
Porn in the CDA, I want porn in the CDA
Porn in the CDA, I'm a red hot surfer in the CDA
Porn in the CDA, Porn in the CDA
Porn in the CDA, I'm a hard-clickin' surfer in the CDA
(with apologies to Bruce Springsteen and the American people…)
