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Playboy's 50th anniversary issue will hit the stands on December 2nd and I want to get my prediction out for the 50th Anniversary Playmate before any hints get released. I've been studying "The Great 50th Anniversary Playmate Hunt" pictorial in the December issue for weeks now, stopping only occasionally for food and vitamin supplements, and I think I got her.

I’m choosing Jennifer Pankratz, the cheerleading class president, page 90, left. I have no advance knowledge or insider information for this, it's just my guess and I could easily be wrong. There are many extraordinarily beautiful women there to choose from, and while one or two of them might get kicked out of bed I predict there'd be a hell of a scramble on the floor.

But I feel she most completely represents the Playboy ideal in several respects: she's gorgeous, she's blonde, she possesses that magical "wholesome yet sexy" look that Playboy has become justifiably famous for, and like the other girls she's been Photoshopped to the point where her own mother couldn't pick her out of a lineup.

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