Posts Tagged ‘quotes’

What can you say to a beautiful woman in a bar that will immediately convince her that you're witty, intelligent, gentle, understanding, interesting, and, above all, attractive? Hell if I know, but these are the ones I like the most.

"Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"

"Bend over and receive your destiny."

"But in countless alternate realities, I’ve already slept with you, and it was the greatest experience of our lives. Can you afford to take the chance that this reality might not be the one?" – Chris Bridges

"Can I run my toes through your hair? "

"Don't eat that. Eating that can cause very large breasts. Oh my God, I'm too late!" – Val Kilmer, Real Genius

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