Posts Tagged ‘saffron songs’

"Someday"
(to the tune of "One Way or Another" by Blondie)
by Ziv Gur-Arye

Someday in the future, I'm gonna rob ya,
I'm gonna loot ya loot ya loot ya loot ya
Someday in the future, I'm gonna trick ya
I'm gonna con ya, con ya, con ya, con ya
Someday in the future, I'm gonna school ya
I'm gonna fool ya, fool ya, fool ya, fool ya
Someday, maybe next week,
I'm gonna teach ya, I'm gonna teach ya, I'll teach ya

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"Player"
(to the tune of "Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors")
by Ziv Gur-Arye

When I was younger, just a brat girl then
My momma noticed my effect on men
Like getting straight A's just by wearing short skirts
Or get the boys do all of my chores
I'd go shopping, though I never paid
And so my momma said (what did she say?)
She said: my girl, I hope someday,
You'll stop your play,
And find a husband that our bills will pay

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"Yo-Saf-Bridge"
(to the tune of "Rosanna" by Toto)
by Ying

All is fraud and ruse, you create another meaning for "cheating wife"
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
I tied the knot 'cause you gave me hooch and had me wear a tree, Yo-Saf-Bridge?

All is fraud and ruse, so articulate on needing your bridal night
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
The dirty-low-downest hoodwink for scoring my SereniTYYY!

CHORUS:
Sure ain't a peer of that gun of Jayne's, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Might be hot, but you're more insane
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah

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"Devil Woman"
(to the tune of “Evil Woman” by ELO)
by Heather Daniel

You made a fool of me
But Inara got you in the end
 
Hey woman, you married me
Preacher told me how it came to be
I got a hat and a drink from you
Then we had a dance and the deed was through
You were in my room with your seduction bright
And then I got my kiss good-night
Ha ha Saffron, nearly got my ship
But Jayne won the day with only a clip.

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"Lies & Pretend"
(to the tune of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend"
by Ziv Gur-Arye

Some girls will step-all over your heart
And though you'd say it's cruel
Honey I just-don't give a crap
As long as my pockets are full

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Songwriters, filkers, your time is running out! Tomorrow night at midnight the doors close and the judging begins. More are coming in, so keep checking the entries page to listen and read 'em.

One note – found out this morning that a few entries landed in my Google spam folder. Eek! If you have submitted a song and have not seen it posted on the entries page or heard back from me, please let me know!

"Devil in Red" by River and the Reavers
(Listen to it here)

She waits like a lion in the grass
Anxious hours wasted waiting to attack

It’s been easy come and easy go
But every time it happens the empty seems to grow

But, Oh! to dance
With flowered hair
To drink the wine
Forever mine

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"Time to Run" by The Persephone Pickers
(Listen to it here)

what's in your mind is:
'what's in it for me'
you're never satisfied
i guess you'll never be
your beauty's betraying
like a siren's song
you try to stay
but you can't stay long

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"Undressed" by Zane Stafford
(Listen to it here)

There upon the lips
That melt good hearts and sink their ships
I started falling
Then I stopped falling
For your naiveté undressed
The cellar door, the elder's best
As your true colors had their say
And the lights around me faded away

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"Devil Woman"
(to the tune of "Witchy Woman" by The Eagles)
by Kara Clark

Crimson hair and deadly lips,  
Sin in the curve of her hips.  

Just listen to her plan,  
She's a vixen virgin with a foolproof scam.

Mmm, hmm, devil woman, see how fast they fall. 
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, she'll make you risk it all.  

Even our Mal believed her lie, 
With Bible quotes and a downcast eye.  

Another husband, another moon,
Driving men to madness,  
And leaving so soon.

Mmm, hmm, devil woman, see how fast they fall. 
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, she'll make you risk it all.  

Well, I know it's dangerous, but 
I like her Earth That Was. She's fire and
I want to get burned.

She's fast talk with a lot of wiggle
In her walk.

Oh, it might not last, Saffron and I,  
But it'd be worth the price.

Mmm, hmm, devil woman, see how fast they fall.  
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, she'll make you risk it all. 

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From the creator:

"Been a fan since the original airings, and happily part of the crazy folks that have gone to Vegas for a Casino Job, and a Sindig, respectively. Going to branch out and make it to Dragon*Con this year. Will be my first Con, I can't wait. Incidentally, I am costuming as YoSaffBrige…"