Movie porn, anyway. Isn't there any playful sex out there anymore? I’ve watched a lot of porn over the years. And I knew that a sizable portion of it was crap. Which isn’t to say I hated it. A sizable portion of all media is crap (go wiki Sturgeon’s Law) and my complaints about most [...]
Read More…you spend more time putting on makeup to use your computer than you do to go out …you catch yourself, even during business meetings, looking up and smiling every 45 seconds …you have an irresistible urge to touch yourself whenever you see the security camera at the 7-11 …you feel awkward when you're only having [...]
Read MoreWhat can you say to a beautiful woman in a bar that will immediately convince her that you're witty, intelligent, gentle, understanding, interesting, and, above all, attractive? Hell if I know, but these are the ones I like the most. "Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?" "Bend over and receive your [...]
Read More"It's a good thing I was born a female, or I'd have been a drag queen." –Dolly Parton If you ever been in a state of such utter manic boredom that you were curious about what it might be like to spend time with my wife and me, all you have to do is run [...]
Read More"Hi! You made decent time." "Told ya I'd make it. Did you order yet?" "No, just got here. We always order the same thing anyway, not a major challenge." "Okay, order for me." "No problem. Here, let me look at you. Hmmmm. Chicken sizzling wor bar, won ton soup, hot tea." "I could also use [...]
Read MoreMany American youngsters participating in federally funded, abstinence-only programs are being taught that abortion can lead to sterility and suicide, that half the gay male teen-agers in the United States have tested positive for the AIDS virus, and that touching a person's genitals "can result in pregnancy," a congressional staff analysis has found. I didn’t [...]
Read MoreTired of your friends bragging about the all-night strip poker game? Frustrated at all the fun adult games in novelty stores or porn shops, games with names like "Around the World in Bed" or "Between the Sheets" or "Shutes and Garters" or something? The ones with blurry-yet-sensual pictures of an impossibly handsome man and a [...]
Read MoreAre you famous? Can we watch you have sex? It's all the rage these days. Celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, and Vince Neil have all seen their careers skyrocket after the public got a gander of their sexy shenanigans. Well, maybe not Vince Neil. Within minutes of the word getting out people all over [...]
Read MorePlayboy's 50th anniversary issue will hit the stands on December 2nd and I want to get my prediction out for the 50th Anniversary Playmate before any hints get released. I've been studying "The Great 50th Anniversary Playmate Hunt" pictorial in the December issue for weeks now, stopping only occasionally for food and vitamin supplements, and [...]
Read MoreLast night I woke up from a long and detailed dream about Asia Carrera. We were shopping. Honest. I don't remember exactly why she was shooting a nighttime scene in the woods near where I live but I happened to drive by, recognize her, and convince her I wasn't a freak (or at least that [...]
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