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How to Get Any Woman You Want

It's just so easy! All you have to do is to work out, plan your finances carefully, and take sensitivity courses until you become a nice, hot-looking rich guy. What could be easier? Other suggestions:

- Carry Godiva chocolates with you at all times.
- Pay them.
- Tell them that by dating you they can drive their mother crazy.
- Keep a "lover's kit" in your car: romantic card, sensual (but not tacky) lingerie, silk flowers, burlap sack, ether.
- Get a fatal but non-catching disease, and contact the Make-A-Wish foundation.

You'll be rolling in women in no time!

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