Posts Tagged ‘weapons’

It's not always enough to be able to merely turn your wienies or flip your burgers. Often you must defend yourself from overeager diners, nagging neighbors, or competitive BBQers who persist in their mistaken belief that their sauce is superior to yours. What to do?

Draw. Your. Sword.

ThinkGeek brings us the ultimate in home-cooking-defense
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Thankfully, we now have a 19" long skewer designed to punch holes in your enemy's armor as well as fit up to four large marshmallows on double-tongs! Rejoice, ye violent gourmands! Now you don't have to choose between seeing your enemies flee before you, and roasting the perfect weenie.

Just $19.99, in stock now.